Basic Membership


$49 Enrollment Fee
And then just $10 a Month!

• No intimidation
• Low Monthly Investment
• No Commitment
• No Excuses

1. This is billed monthly to a checking account, savings account, or credit card and is subject to a $29 annual rate guarantee fee.
2. For just $10 a month, you have to be nice to the staff and other members.
3. Each time you ask for a better rate, we raise your Enrollment Fee by $5.

We’re gonna do our absolute best to give you a great workout experience for cheap, but remember – no whining!